Maple through the eyes of a Hermit

Hacked?

2007-08-06T18:53:00.000+08:00

I just logged into maple today and found my items missing.

3wa 8luk pink cape - gone
12wa white wg - gone
43wa maple kandayo - gone
22 luk red sauna - gone
12 dex bss - gone
16 steelies - gone
about 70million mesos - gone
15k a-cash - gone

There are only two persons who know my password besides me.

One is my grandson who said that when he last log in, my char was still in pc & sauna.
The other is my bf who has gone 'missing' and I'm unable to contact him.

If my bf took it, I can understand that he wants to sell to get some meso but ..

1. he already has alot of meso.. close to 200million meso plus godly equips worth more than 200 million meso for sure (cos he last sold his DT that is highest att in maplesea for 200mil + with top up of something else). Why does he need to take my puny mesos & items to sell?

2. Even if he did not sell it and just wanted to lend to a friend, couldn't he have just told me? Further more I remembered asking him if he still goes into maple and he say he doesn't. I also have an sms from him as proof which I keep it.

3. If he wants to take the equips because he thinks that they are his because he scrolled them, then why does he take my mesos which I earned myself & use up my a-cash which I use my own money to buy? Also he still owes me mesos for the 5stars & 2 scrolls that I passed to him to sell which until now he never return. Is he a cheat?

What made me even more fed up was that idiot even make my character die once. Take items still must touch my character. Lvl 79 hermit where got so easy to die?

I tried using subi to train at Finance of Flamming Raccoon and I didn't even die lor. Just that what use to took me 3 to 4 L7 to kill the yak girls took me a bloody average of 8 L7 to finish one of these girls off. Then when I was killing halfway and trying not to get ksed by other hermits, my only subi ran out of stars!

I walked out of PL and bumped into this stupid sin who said 'WOW, so PRO!'. Walau.. kena hack still want to SUAN me. So I cursed him to be hacked 100 times. ><

I tried searching for my bf's account but none of them were online (dardarboi, yijlaren, xkampongboix etc). Then I went to the FM to find his stall to see if he really sold my items. That would atleast solve the mystery, or so I thought. However I couldn't find his stall so I decided to log off.

For the moment I still do not know who took the items but to take them without asking is an act of theft. Also I am very sure that person just logged in an hour before I logged in at 5+pm as my account was showing the last log in time to be 6th Aug 07 4.14pm and last log out time to be 6th Aug 07 4.43pm.

Some nerve he/she has to take my entertainment away just when I suddenly got into the mood to start mapling again... anyway I shall go back to reading my book for now.

Maplesea B'day

2007-06-28T23:12:00.000+08:00

I was looking through the photos of Maplesea's 2nd Anniversary event and I can't help but notice the huge difference between M'sia & S'pore's bakery standards.

Here is the cake in M'sia. Looks very nice right? Like it just flew out from a child's wonderful drawing. The slime also looks like a huge healthy dough of wasabi.

Then we have the S'pore version:

Yucks! For one thing, the green color looks abit like mint floride toothpaste, and the other, the slime seems to be rotten dead for years.

According to our mushroomy-dressed secret agent by the code name of Pia, the maplesea slime-hunters were too lazy to hunt one. Instead they grabbed a dying slime right around Lith Harbour, stomped on it, repainted it and finally smacked it on the cake that is actually made of plasticine.

Not only that, a ~~horrendous~~ weird-looking bunny lady by the name of Jane told one of our reporters she saw someone attempting suicide. Here is the photo taken by the witness from the maple event crime scene.

Since the bunny lady was just as ~~horrid~~ news-worthy, we decided to take her picture too, to which she politely agreed.

The event was so hot that there were a few gate-crashers. However none drew more attention than a 'Dalai Lama' from Timbaktu. His special powers include making blue hotdogs that cannot be eaten.

Not to be outdone, another strange man was spotted trying to impress the audience by making a yellow hotdog that unsuccessfully became a giant banana..

Poni Chai, our intern reporter from Showa interviewed a few spectators. The survey revealed that the crowd were more interested in the tasting the strange man's maggie-mee beard. Rumors said that the pink woman behind him was attempting an assult on his noodle hair. We found no supporting witnesses (who were still alive).

Towards the end of the event, we found some dangerous-looking weapons made accessible to public. A boy who claimed to be associated with the Dark Lord in Kerning started waving the sword madly at us. It is believed that one of the swords were stolen from Yang Guo. Unfortunately none of us made out of that place alive.

I am writing this in heaven right now.

Thank you for reading this utter crap. This has been a luckie paparazzi special.

Soo.. Kian say wan see luckie in action..

2007-06-25T23:44:00.001+08:00

..I show you all something got even more action!

Click only if you like wu xia xiao shuo at your own risk.

WAhahahahAHAHahah!!!!

Part I Part II

So Sienzz..

2007-06-02T00:40:00.000+08:00

.... cos' I can't play maple again today!!

xLuckiex hasn't had proper training for almost a month, not to mention she died umpteen times during the last 'training' & exp drop like siao.. =_____________________=

Luckie is officially stuck at Level 79 at 67% exp.

What's worse is to be stuck at a time when there's 2x drop & the launch of 4th job is just around the corner. I've also heard a rumor that there will be a Singapore map patch coming our way. There will be landmarks like Changi Airport in Maplesea.

To be fair to our citizen players of Maplesea, maybe they should have M'sia map too.. and Indonesia.. Maybe they should turn the whole of Maplesea into a real world map.. hahaha!!

Haven't they already been doing that?

Wan-tai = Taiwan
Showa/Zipangu = Japan
China Shanghai = China
Korean Folk Town = Korea

Speaking of Korea.. I've just borrowed 2 Korea Movie DVDs from my friend.
Gonna watch it now.. bb!

Cash Shop Day!!

2007-05-30T00:38:00.000+08:00

Well.. it's still laggy today.

I dc-ed fr maple less than 10min after I start to afk =____= ..and I afked st8 after logging in!!!

I didn't get to train one bit so I decided to hang around in the Cash Shop!!

At first, I thought of creating a Da-Chang-Jin myself..

But as you can see, my eyes didn't fit Da-Chang-Jin's innocent appeal so I tried something that could cover up my 'ugly' eyes!

Masks!!

I quite like this outfit as it's kinda cool, dark & enigmatic.

First I've got this opera face mask-like hat that reminds me of Phatom of the Opera. Next I've got this eye mask that resembles Zorro... and the cat suit gives a Ninja-Shinobi look!!

Then I thought of Coolie Zombies suddenly so maybe I should dress up like one of them..

Nah! Guess not! People might mistake me a zombie and KS me!!

Hmm.. How about something provocative?

This sure looks wild and erm.. weird with the bear toes! With the hands infront.. it sure looks like xluckiex's taking a shower and scrubbing those foams! XD

Then I spotted the SF Ninja top and helm. xluckiex's kinda like a ninja anyway so why not?

Err..looks more like some Power Ranger cum alien fighter cum fighter pilot!

Ok maybe I should try some normal clothes.. trainer clothes!

hm.. quite cool huh?

Suddenly I saw the Purple Slanted Visor!

This was the first Cash Item I have ever worn and was a gift from my boyfriend! :D

Anyway back to the costumes....

Since I'm 'meow' I should try the cat outfits!

So cuteeee ritee!!!!

In the end, I have no cash-points.. so it's back to the old xluckiex again!!

Moral of the story: Even if you have no cash points you can also have fun at the Cash Shop!! Happiness comes from how you feel and not how much you spend!

Death by Lagginess!

2007-05-29T23:40:00.000+08:00

The day before yesterday xluckiex's exp was close to 80%.
I thought I could level xluckiex by that night but it lagged so bad I died 3 times!!! My exp dropped to a pathetic 67% and I wasted 2 hours of training, pots & rocks. Feeling depressed and tired, I logged out.

Yesterday I decided to do justice to my exp. I thought of training to 70% before I sleep. BUT I died at 71% and exp dropped to 66%..!!! Even worse then yesterday's 67%! I was so angry and unwilling to let go so I re-trained to 72%.... but... I died again!!!!

I'm currently stuck at 67% again! ROAR!

So sickening. It was so laggy that when I die, there was no pop-up sign to click 'OK' to send my character back to town!

The interesting thing was I met "Da-Chang-Jin" in maple on both days!
BabyshuangEr thought me abit of Korean language:
'Ka-sa-ha-mi-ta' means thank you
'Na-hase-yo' means Hello!

and.. here's the SS showing me & 'Da-Chang-Jin' ... but also showing my sad sad exp...

Dearest Ah Dit...

2007-05-21T00:17:00.000+08:00

Rejected

Dejected

Lost & Gone

We will miss you~

Goodbye Grand Erzi

3 KS War in one day

2007-05-12T23:43:00.000+08:00

The First KS War

I woke up this afternoon and suddenly got a message from Peacefulboy that there's a ks war at PL. Since I was at PL, I decided to go help Peaceful's friend, Cyn. Turns out she's a level 100+ Dk and I was thinking.. why would someone so high level need help with ks anyway?

The map was in a mess with stars & lightning strikes all over the screen. The screen also shook everytime the DKs roar. It was chaos..as with any other usual KS war. There was more than 10 people, perhaps even around 20 people there and I couldn't tell who I was suppose to KS. My intention was to follow the kser around and ks him/her. However, my screen was so laggy that I had a hard time observing the direction of the attacks.

PS: there were some people sitting at top left corner of the map. Not sure who's side they are on or whether they are just spectators

In the end I found out that the ks war started when xk999x ksed infinity83 (lvl 80+ hermit) so infinity83 called his friend mavmav82 to help. Somehow, the chain of msgs end up with Cyn roped in to help. Peacefulboy being in Cyn's BL, also got pulled in to the KS war. Me being in Peacefulboy's BL got called in as well. Blynx and Cloverbud who overheard my conversation about the ks war in my BL chats eventually joined in the ~~fun~~ war too.

It was buddies calling buddies and it worked out to be about close to 20 people ksing just one person - Baobei.

The funniest thing was Baobei doesn't even know xk999x. xk999x just said he needed ks-help and Baobei who was passing by and itching for a ks decided to help him. Then Baobei also called his friend shamen18. This is a familar name for those who participate often in KS war. I've seen him hacking before at coolie and reported him but until today he is already close to lvl 100 and still not caught. Shamen18 is not just a hacker but every much bit of a kser too.

The good thing was the KS war ended with when we found out Baobei wasn't xk999x's friend and the KS war didn't make any more sense to go on. Shamen18 came but left awhile and xk999x the coward logged out half way though the ks war.

The 2nd KS War

After the first KS war, I heard from Ah dit that someone was raiding our guild's MG Map. I went over to help. When I reached, much of the excitement was over. They came down to a negotiation that MG Map CH3 will belong to both Gallica and MapleLover2. I heard it started with theifboy ksing but when I went there and partied him, he was not even training at all. All he did was walked around the map. ALl I wanted was see his attack range but after sometime it dawned on me that he just wanted to leech. I quited his party.

For most of the rest of the afternoon and into the late evenings, I got to know members of MapleLover2 alittle better. They are pretty nice people who can be funny at times.

The 3rd KS War
While we were training, this lvl 120+ DK came to KS my nu-er's lane. Strangly all my party members ignored him but I couldn't because he is stealing my nu-er's lane and I couldn't stand just watching and doing nothing.

I went up to KS him. It was surprisingly easy. His roar may be powerful but because it was slow, most of the time I killed all the golems in the lane just a second before his roar so he did not get to kill anything XD. He only managed to roar once successfully but he could not kill all the golems with 1 hit. Yes he couldn't. I was surprise myself as I can already 1 hit KO the golems sometimes for my lvl (78).

The DK was quite haolian because when I asked him why he is here he said he is training here and that sotong is too noob for him. So I joked that nobody wants him at sotong and if he is so strong he sld jus go try KS yandao. He said he wouldn't KS yandao cos' he's scared YD would cry.. LOLZ. I didn't care much and continued ksing him and F2 everytime he roared at an empty lane (because I had just cleared all the golems in the lane). I think he was quite pek chek and he left shortly - about 5 to 10minutes.

Sometimes I really do wonder why is such a high lvl doing at such place.

I Miss Phutura

2007-05-07T01:22:00.000+08:00

I miss my first guild so much... so sad that all have quitted maple except d0tti but she hardly comes online at all..

Yak Girl

2007-05-06T19:36:00.000+08:00

Been training at zipangu alot lately and just leveled a few minutes ago. Currently lvl 78! ^_^ Can't wait to max my SP so that I can 2-hit kill the Yak Girls!

For some weird reasons, the Yak Girl is talking.. there's no message, just dotz in the speech bubble:

First Guild PQ!

2007-04-29T13:06:00.000+08:00

We finally completed our first guild PQ! Our point is now 655 :)

We completed the quest only after re-doing it several times as many people keep dc-ing. We only had 6 people. When we finished the gpq it was 5am in the morning!! YAWN~!

nonametoputlah and WanTanZai quitted their guilds temporary to join us for our gpq as we were short of people. WanTanZai is a really good jumper. I think he can solo room of Glory himself!! Currently he is thinking of joining our guild! What a good way to recruit members!

Above: Jin and DDB doing the statue quest. 2 person is enough for this stage. Jin is pretty good but too bad he dc-ed halfway and never came online again.

Above: My first time making to the top! This is the 2nd jump quest I've done in maple so far after zak quest 2! LOLz

Above:...and this is the 3rd jump quest I've done so far! haha!! Room of Justice! Climb to the top to drop the sword found in room of Glory.

Above: I had to play dardarboi's noob (xkampongb0yx) as we couldn't find a low level player to do gpq with us. This ss shows me jus as I'm doing the self-sacrifice. One member has to drop his/her earring to open the door but dropping the earring will cause one to die and lose 1% exp.

Ah dit, DDB, Keat, Nonametoputlah & WanTanZai all gathering up to charge ahead. Dunno what WanTanZai is doing :P

Above: Yeah we finally finished!! We defied all odds.
1.We had no DK (they said HB was necessary),
2.We did not have anyone above lvl 120 (they said only above that lvl can kill Eragoth)
3.We did not use hack!!

Eragoth was killed purely by DDB's meso bombs!! Yes he solo-ed! :D

Above: Chatting after gpq has ended. The rest went to sleep.

Nice Glitch!

2007-04-29T12:53:00.000+08:00

If only I can be lvl 110 >.

I did not edit this!

Zak Quest 1 Solo!!

2007-04-21T19:57:00.000+08:00

Yea! My first try at Zakum Quest 1 Soloing - took me 12minutes and 30 seconds to collect all 7 keys, get blown out thrice and kill all spawned monsters using drain =D

That's 0.46 exp in 12minutes and 30 seconds. Is this fast exp? F6

17minutes and 30 seconds left right after I talked to the NPC:

Keat and I also tried doing the complete Zak Quest 1 together. Unfortunately we only got 7 keys and 23 documents when time was up. So close to getting all 30 scrolls!! Personally I manage to get 4 keys and 16 documents on my end :P

Anyone want to do Zak Quest 1?

Something Different

2007-04-19T01:23:00.000+08:00

I haven't been mapling these few days as I've been busy with projects.

I've just gotten home now.

Just wanna share something cute with everyone:

Aren't these cupcakes lovely? <3

49wa Musashi Claw & other items!

2007-04-16T23:11:00.000+08:00

My dear scrolled an above average stats musashi claw on Sunday!! YEAH!

He kept asking me whether he sld put a 30% in the last slot and we were hesitating for very long because if it exploded he would lose close to 100m. We waited awhile before our guts told us it was a good time, and my dear put in the final scroll... It passed!!

Product as shown below:

My dear has a website with pictures of scrolled items that he's selling. He uses it as a picture link from the maplesea forum. He scrolls as hobby, then sells to clear inventory. If you're interested, do leave an offer bid in his forum, pm him or drop a comment. Tks!

Click here to view On Sale Scrolled Equips

Zakum Quest 1 & 2

2007-04-15T03:31:00.000+08:00

All thanks to Keat, I manage to finish both Zakum Quests in a day!! YeAh~!! He healed me most of the time and even taught me how to jump!!

First, to accomplish zak quest 2, I had to do zak quest 1.

Keat convinced me that I could solo zak quest so I tried (with Keat's help of course) and managed to finish it 5 minutes before the time was up. It was not only my first time doing it just in pairs but also my first time being the leader!! I had to read up on what to do with they 7 keys and such and which map to go to..@-@

It was 12+midnight by then that we started quest 2. It was my first time doing a jumping quest! I always skipped jumping quests thinking that they weren't important - who knew they were meant to prepare u for zak quest 2! So now I have no choice but to do it if I want to fight zakum in future..

Quest 2 had two parts. It took me about an hour to finish the 1st part and I had consumed about 100 supreme hotdogs by then >.< . I dropped into the lava in the middle of the journey several times but luckily Keat jumped down to heal me as I walked all the way back!! XIE XIE NI KEAT! By the time we finished part 1, it was 1.49am. Fortunately going through part 1 built up my confidence for part 2. We had a toilet break before we began :)

We finished part 2 around 2am+. It was a great feeling! I dropped several times near the beginning! - at an area that had top and bottom machines shooting in opposite directions - But once I made through that part, it was a smooth jump to the end without any falls! Yeah!

Watching the video also taught me what to look out for at the end. For those who have yet to complete, this video would be of great help and encouragement to you!

----------------------------------------
Here are a list of more difficult jumping videos. Watch and copy and I'm sure you'll succeed!

John's Last Present - who the heck puts flowers behind all that crap?!?

Sabitrama's Diet Medicine - I would rather let Sabitrama become fat

Sabitrama's Anti-Aging Medicine - Maybe Sabitrama should learn to get the medicine himself and we reward him with ores

noob kser at coolie

2007-04-14T21:10:00.000+08:00

Today is saturday and there was 2x exp from 630pm - 930pm. Some noob kser took advantage of Jokerism's computer lagginess to ks so I came to help.

Within a few seconds, the 'kser', or rather the 'Ko-er', hang on the rope.

All he did was complained while hanging on the rope and refuse to come down to let me ks. After I taunted him a few times to come down, he did but went to hide in the corner of the map and dark-sighted (shown above)! I took advantage of that moment to ss him in his cowardly act! ROFL

Within seconds, he vanished. Not sure if he cc-ed or logged-out (most probably will pee in his pants at the sight of our guild logo again :D).

Yes, I know I'm so bad...but he should probably do a reality check before trying to ks. He brought this to himself. If he didn't come to ks, he wouldn't end up like this -

peeing in his pants as he scurry off like a rat;
and ended up as another entry of amusement in my blog. XD

Buddy Quote of the Day - Blynx

2007-04-12T00:21:00.000+08:00

Pink Capes like Giordano.. good comparison! LMAO

(PS: Last time 2wa clean pink cape was 100m and 95m was considered cheap!
4wa pink cape was non-existent!)

Daddie, marmiie and nu-er

2007-04-11T23:48:00.000+08:00

It's parenting time today!

Dear and I spent some time to chat with our nu-er about issues like :

...exercising more :P..

not to anyhow kiss strangers or one will fall sick...

or not to anyhow put things in one's mouth XD

Some how we side-tracked and talked about towels..

As family we share things with one another (even if it's in our mouth) LMAO

We're such good parents our daughter can even talk to us about her new 'love'!

We have a monk playing maple?!?!

Our nu-er seems to be a confused gal..

but nevermind the contradictions.. we understand de .. LOLz

I'm so Lame...

2007-04-09T00:39:00.000+08:00

... that I accidentally used my Shadow Partner (SP) at Orbis town today.

So much for reserving my very first sp on some high level monster. I totally screwed it with my butter fingers.. : (

And mean old Staff Sergeant Charlie who was around the corner was laughing at me!

Another KS at Coolie

2007-04-07T00:59:00.000+08:00

Today someone tried to KS my coolie map again.

A level 70 Priest (babykenny8).

Notice how I mentioned tried because I ended up KSing him. He was so fed up that he said 'F U!' (and I felt like adding an 'N' to it..LOLZ). How funny it was because he can't tell me to CC or called me KSer even though I was really kill-stealing his kills - after all it was my map.

After being KSed and F2 by me for a few minutes, he logged off. Good thing he ran fast because I was also about to give him a free defame.

My bf was very nice. Even though the priest had left, he took the trouble to take a ship from Aqua to visit me at my map : ) So Sweeeet!

Hmm.. btw maybe we sldn't call them kser because they didn't get to ks. Maybe we should call them losers or KOers. (KO = Knock Out)

There, you've learnt a new vocab today -

failed KSers = KOers XD

-------------

Luckie's Maple Dictionary

1.KO-er(s)
noun
- a person, team, guild group, etc., who completely failed at KSing someone (thus termed as being knocked-out)
-usually use on player(s) with noob level or noob damage or both, in relation to the other

Server is down

2007-04-04T23:26:00.000+08:00

Aww.. thought I could level today given that I'm at 85%....

I was so bored so I did this:

Notice that the first letter of each World = DC ba! XD

My Guild History

2007-04-04T22:42:00.000+08:00

People always ask me why I change guild, why I guildless, why I quit guild, why suddenly new guild blah blah...

So here are my answers for quiting guilds, therefore guildless at times, thus joining new guilds every once in awhile:

nobody online at the time I play;

or people online but don't chat;

or people online and chat but about things I don't really relate to;

or the Guild Master sux;

or irritating JR(s);

or 'permanent' members in the guild are annoying;

or I don't like the guild ranking names;

or I don't relate to the guild name;

or simply to support my grand er zi's new guild by joining it instead :p

I was looking at some old screenshots and realised that almost every one of them showed me in different guilds!

Here's a montage of my guild history:

I am DRgalz

2007-04-04T00:09:00.000+08:00

mThe MSN Evidence @ 4/3/2007 10:23:51 PM

Keat: i wan to laugh le
Keat: wahahahahahahha
Me: laugh what thing?
Keat: "By the way Keat used to call me sin galz but I didn't like being called sin gal because that's what alot of people who walk into my map call me. So I told Keat I would only respond if he calls me a Hermit and that is how hermitgalz came about! Anyway since now I am a hermit, shouldn't someone be calling me Dark Road instead? :P "
Me: wahahahahhahahahah
Keat: hermitgirlz thing lor
Me: hahaha!!
.
.
.
.
Me: muz call me dark Road ... (giggling while typing)
Keat: ya (still can ya somemore :P)
Me: kakaka!!
Keat: okie....nx time call u dark road girlz ...but then too long
Me: then call what?
Me: then DRgalz?
Keat: okie !!!!!
Keat: @_@

Cool Coolie Glitches!!

2007-04-03T22:06:00.000+08:00

A few days ago I noticed that coolie map 3 was having some glitches. At first I thought there was a hacker but after CC-ing a few channels I found that almost every alternate channel had the same bug - 2 coolies walking in the sky!

You have to be abit more observant to catch it because even if you log in, you will only see the coolie feet (see top left screenshot) unless you jump up (see top right screenshot).

And of course the coolie rope thing has been there for ages! Most people, especially sins, already knew, because they have to jump very often and sometimes will get stuck on those ropes!! Quite irritating actually!

So much for glitches! Maple not doing their job wor.. tsk tsk!! Anyone spotted any other glitches please send me your screenshots and I will credit you XD

Things to do when you're bored - Part 1

2007-04-01T20:56:00.000+08:00

Sell Random People at the Free Market

Stand near the Fm entrance portal and wait for people to log in
Quickly type 'S>insert ign of the person who appears'
Get buddies to role play e.g your buddy can say 'B>insert ign here Offer Mii!'
Proceed to auction downwards on the price of the person till it drops to 1 meso
Now say 'Congratulations! insert ign sold to insert buddy name!'

#Tip: stip your character naked so you would look more like one of those crazy meso-begging noobs in the FM. LOLz.

***Idea by xluckiex <3> ***

Selling Warhermit

Selling RubyNami

HermitGalz

2007-04-01T20:21:00.000+08:00

Keat is always calling me hermitgalz and one day Boom discovered that there IS a hermit called hermitgalz!! LMAO

By the way Keat used to call me sin galz but I didn't like being called sin gal because that's what alot of people who walk into my map call me. So I told Keat I would only respond if he calls me a Hermit and that is how hermitgalz came about! Anyway since now I am a hermit, shouldn't someone be calling me Dark Road instead? :P

Kser at Coolie

2007-04-01T20:12:00.000+08:00

Yesterday night keat (xxxhitmanxx) and I were training together when this annoying level 86 hermit 'Omrpanda' came to ks. I asked him to cc so many times he just wouldn't. His damage is about the same as mine which means it's quite noob considering that I'm level 72. LMAO XD

BeeChief and Peacefulboy came to help ks this panda hermit until the hermit stopped when he realised his efforts were futile! It was quite lame because he was standing at the top platform splurting all the colorful language he knew in his oh-so-limited-vocabulary but both Peaceful and I didn't care and continued training

By the way keat leveled last night and I'm half my way to level 73. YEAH! :D